Dude, did you see that?

 

I can imagine the story this guy comes home with... really dude! This gnarly shark jumped right over me and my board when I was out there. He was trying for my head, dude, but I ducked down just in time. He was a man-eater! He was as long as my board. Really, you must have seen him, you were right next to me! How could you NOT have seen him ... Duuude!!!

Hopefully he saw the video on the net or TV .... See dude, yeah ... told you!!! Right over me!!! Well, they couldn't see what kind of shark he was from the shore, but they did see him jump me, dude!